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• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

2460onetruepairing:

patrickseymourva:

mexi-doodler:

Drachea RannakSailor Disney 

Oh my…

I.. I cant even. What is air.

AWESOME O_O

epitomeofsad:

transparent-alice:

her dress changes color to that of your blog

this is lovely

epitomeofsad:

transparent-alice:

her dress changes color to that of your blog

this is lovely

uhm.. what? lol 
from photoblip.com :)

uhm.. what? lol 

from photoblip.com :)

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
OPEN
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
NO
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
OUT
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
NO
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
YUP
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
NO, I USE THEM
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? BEES, EVEN THOUGH I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM
8: Do you have freckles?
NOPE
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
SOMETIMES
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
WHEN PEOPLE GET CAUGHT IN A LIE AND THEY KEEP IT GOING
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
NOPE
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
YEAH LOL
13: What about pooped in the woods?
NO
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
NO
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
IN ELEMENTARY I DID
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
MY ONE AND ONLY
17: What size is your bed?
TWIN
18: What is your Song of the week?
DAFT PUNK-GET LUCKY
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
YEAH
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
HELL YES
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
MM... CAN'T REMEMBER. IT WAS PROBABLY SPY KIDS LOL
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
IN MY BOYFRIEND'S BACKYARD... NOBODY WILL LOOK THERE LOL
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
32C
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
BBQ SAUCE OR RANCH
25: What is your favorite food?
ANYTHING WITH MEAT IN IT <3
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
DJANGO, TITANIC, PULP FICTION AND RESERVOIR DOGS
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
MY BOYFRIEND
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
NOPE
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
NAH...
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
12TH GRADE I THINK???
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
YESSIREE
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
NOPE
33: Ever ran out of gas?
VERY CLOSE TO IT, BUT NO
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
TURKEY BOOBS SANDWICH
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
BREAKFAST SANDWICH
36: What is your usual bedtime?
I HAZ NO BEDTIME
37: Are you lazy?
ON WEEKENDS I AM
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I WAS MINNIE MOUSE LOL
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
DOG?
40: Are you horny?
UH...WHAT? LOL I DON'T THINK I AM
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
NOPE
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGOS
43: Are you stubborn?
YUP
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
LETTERMAN
45: Ever watch soap operas?
NOT REALLY
46: Are you afraid of heights?
NOPE
47: Do you sing in the car?
YEAH
48: Do you sing in the shower?
YEAH
49: Do you dance in the car?
THAT'S DANGEROUS... LOL
50: Ever used a gun?
BB GUN? HAHA
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
12TH GRADE SENIOR PHOTO??
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
DEPENDS
53: Is Christmas stressful?
NOPE
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
NOPE
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
CHERRY!
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
DOCTOR... IT'S STILL MY CAREER GOAL
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
YES!
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
TOO MUCH
59: Take a vitamin daily?
I THINK IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME OF THE DAY I DO
60: Wear slippers?
YUP
61: Wear a bath robe?
NOPE
62: What do you wear to bed?
PAJAMAS
63: First concert?
UHM.... DON'T KNOW
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
TARGET
65: Nike or Adidas?
I CAN'T CHOOSE BOTH??? UH... ADIDAS
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
DAMN... HOT CHEETOS : 3
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
PEANUTS
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
NOPE
69: Ever take dance lessons?
YUP
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
MMM... ANYTHING THAT SHOWS HIS INTELLIGENCE OR A SKILLED TRADE.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
YUP
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
NEVER BEEN IN ONE
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
YUP
74: Own any record albums?
USED TO
75: Own a record player?
USED TO
76: Regularly burn incense?
I WISH I COULD BUT MY MOM HATES IT
77: Ever been in love?
MMHMMM
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
JIMI HENDRIX/LED ZEPPELIN. EITHER OF THOSE TWO WOULD MAKE ME A HAPPY GAL
79: What was the last concert you saw?
DON'T REMEMBER
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
COLD
81: Tea or coffee?
COFFEE
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
SNICKERDOODLES
83: Can you swim well?
ENOUGH
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
YUP
85: Are you patient?
YUP
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
BAND
87: Ever won a contest?
YUP
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
NOPE, DON'T PLAN TO
89: Which are better black or green olives?
GREEN
90: Can you knit or crochet?
NO : /
91: Best room for a fireplace?
LIVING ROOM
92: Do you want to get married?
YES!
93: If married, how long have you been married?
I'M NOT MARRIED!
94: Who was your HS crush?
MY BOYFRIEND LOL
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
HMM... I'M NOT SURE
96: Do you have kids?
NOPE
97: Do you want kids?
EVENTUALLY. SCARED OF GIVING BIRTH THOUGH HAHA
98: Whats your favorite color?
TURQUOISE
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
NAH

lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.

elizariley:

Dear Kishimoto-sensei,

Please do not allow Sakura to welcome Sasuke with open arms.

Get her to slap that !@#$%^&*. Draw tears flowing down her face. Make Sasuke say “I’m sorry” and then make her hug him. (Please give justice to her character. I’m sure she’s capable of more than 1 emotion for…

weeps-softly:

xflawedbydesign:

Food I love

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